Brand-new planes that crash, bridges that fall on the first day, the subordination of computing to advertising and surveillance, iatrogenics, plastics/xenoestrogens, environmental destruction, species extinction, paper-upon-paper of non-reproducible p-hacked astroturfing, and this crazy over-privileged broad is going to whine technocratically over how her gender isn't proportionally represented in this systematic destruction of nature, beauty, and civilization?

Break out the tiny violins.