I wish they didn't look so silly to ride. I know that scooters will slowly become more ubiquitous and, as a result, will be considered more normal and less goofy to ride.
But for now, it just kinda looks goofy to a lot of people.
I totally agree, the current design language of almost every electric scooter makes the rider look like a total goober.
There seems to me to be a clear gap in the market for a scooter that... looks good. One that elevates the rider as little as possible, 2-3cm seems ideal. One with a front pole that lets the rider's arms stay mostly extended downward, rather than the current "water-skiing" posture. And one with significantly larger wheels, to handle anything other than perfect asphalt.
But for now, it just kinda looks goofy to a lot of people.