When people say "alive" in casual conversation, they mean alive for larger amounts of people than statistical noise...

I suppose that could be an insult, if you were actually right

No, personal web pages have been replaced with Facebook accounts. Nobody wants or needs a website to show off photos and videos and personal updates anymore.

They do if they don’t want their photos of their kids plastered with ads for fart apps and other unsavory garbage, though...

But nobody in the target audience will visit it, because it's some random website and not a Facebook page. So what good is a website that's never visited?